The Marketing Consigliere was in New York this weekend after some business in Philadelphia; instead of spending time preparing for a normal blogpost on Marketing Automation, he had an obligation to find an Italian bakery and bring good bread back to his family in the Washington, DC area. After living near the Nation’s Capital for over 40 years, it is still hard to find good […]
Credit: NASA/GSFC A little less than a month ago when The Marketing Consigliere invited you to a networking event, he forgot that there was someone out to throw a monkey wrench in things. That someone is not a Capo or another family’s Consigliere. Actually, it’s Old Man Winter. His “Snowpocalypse” that has been hitting the East Coast, and in particular, the Washington, DC area, has really cramped just about […]
Creative Commons by Habi, Flickr.com Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland.” Email comes while you’re driving Contract in, business thriving, Up in your HumVee, With Bluetooth hands-free, Talking in a mobile wonderland. Hear some tunes while you’re texting, Crowdsource peeps, “What’s the next thing?” You’ll download it hence, For ninety-nine cents, Talking in a mobile wonderland. For the iPhone we can build a […]
Sung to the tune of “Let It Snow.” Oh, your email campaign was frightful, And your sales department’s spiteful, Because the leads you give them blow, S-E-O, S-E-O, S-E-O! And if your social media guru Has done nothing more than screw you Get your keywords all in a row, S-E-O, S-E-O, S-E-O! S-E-M costs you much too much Though you can show the boss R-O-I […]
Sung to the tune of the carol “Adeste Fideles” (O Come, All Ye Faithful). Eloqua Fideles potens efficax, Ventum, ventum ut vestrum website. Factus vidéte, Regem Venalicium! Veníte nurtureus, Veníte nurtureus Veníte nurtureus Prospicio! Cantet nunc io chorus vendelorum cantet nunc aula gubernatorium: Gloria in excelsis venditio! Veníte nurtureus, Veníte nurtureus Veníte nurtureus Prospicio! The Marketing Consigliere requests that Latin teachers refrain from putting a […]
Sung to the tune of the carol “O Little Town of Bethlehem.” O little town of Twitterville, Thy Tweeps are far and wide, And with their sweet and endless tweets, The hashtags all go by. Yet though the Fail Whale cometh, When they want news the most, Thy conversations keep them warm, And happy coast to coast. When at their work or in their homes, Short text they […]
Ok, no marketing pontification with this blog post. Just old fashioned fun. For those of you that know the Marketing Consigliere, you know he recently sported a beard and the feedback has been positive. The Marketing Consigliere is humbled that people would compare him with the likes of: Sir Sean Connery; King Leonidas from the movie “300” (played by actor Gerard Butler); Tevye from the movie “Fiddler on the Roof” […]
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