Holiday Carol: Here We Come A-Nurturing

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Once again, we are posting holiday carols for the tech/marketing/social crowd. With such hits as Carol of the Marketing Metrics, Get Yourself Marketing Automation, The Twelve Days of Foursquare,  O Little Town of Twitterville, Talking In A Mobile Wonderland, S-E-O, S-E-O, S-E-O!, and Eloqua Fideles, we are continuing this tradition into its third year with some lyrics that will hopefully put a smile on your weary Marketing face.

Sung to the tune of “Here We Come A-Wassailing“

Here we come a-nurturing
Among the leads so green;
Here we come to qualify
And information glean!

REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.

And when you’ve finally registered
For that next webinar,
We’ll know we’ve gotten ROI
For spending like a czar!

REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.

You’ve been in our database
For what seems years and years
But we will keep emailing you
‘Cause we are marketeers!

REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.