They Tell You What She’s Not Telling You

Marketing to specific demographic segments presents very interesting challenges.   Marketing to women is something of which The Marketing Consigliere admits he knows little; it’s hard enough as a male to figure out women sometimes in any situation, let alone a marketing one.  So since The Marketing Consigliere can be a rascal sometimes, he will say something “politically incorrect” and then get on with business:

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Talking In A Mobile Wonderland

Creative Commons by Habi, Flickr.com

Email comes while you’re driving
Contract in, business thriving,
Up in your HumVee,
With Bluetooth hands-free,
Talking in a mobile wonderland.

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S-E-O, S-E-O, S-E-O!

Oh, your email campaign was frightful,
And your sales department’s spiteful,
Because the leads you give them blow,
S-E-O, S-E-O, S-E-O!

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Eloqua Fideles and Marketing Automation

Eloqua Fideles potens efficax,
Ventum, ventum ut vestrum website.
Factus vidéte, Regem Venalicium!

Veníte nurtureus,
Veníte nurtureus
Veníte nurtureus Prospicio!

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O Little Town of Twitterville

O little town of Twitterville,
Thy Tweeps are far and wide,
And with their sweet and endless tweets,
The hashtags all go by.
Yet though the Fail Whale cometh,
When they want news the most,
Thy conversations keep them warm,
And happy coast to coast.

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Nominations Due for B2B Twitterer of the Year

Not to be discouraged by the cafone mentioned in a previous blog, the Marketing Consigliere reminds you to nominate the business-to-business organization that should be recognized for its use of Twitter in 2009.

THE DEADLINE IS THIS FRIDAY SO NOMINATE A B2B COMPANY NOW.

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